2008 Olympic Joke, I Mean Games
At this point we all know how corrupt the Olympics Committee is, and if you didn’t you should have realized after China was able to buy the Olympics. I wish everyone would boycott watching the games and all non-third world, human rights violating, puppy and kitten murdering, totalitarian regimes would not send their athletes to choke in the polluted air or die from poisoned water, but while most countries won’t have the guts to do so, you can at least read this satirical article via cracked.com:
August 8: Today the eternal flame of the Olympic Torch, having traveled hundreds of miles to reach our glorious land, found its home atop the Beijing National Stadium. Though the actions of several insane radicals threatened the route, the torch was nevertheless carried to its final destination unlit and by bus, as the Chinese People had always planned in the first place. The final runner, failing to ignite the Olympic flame by rubbing it with the damp nub of the torch, was summarily executed. Hail, the People’s Republic of China! The Games are begun!
Hey, who knows, maybe Darfur can “win” the Olympics too!
