Are You A Douchebag?
Like the “I’m too cool to like what is cool” nerds who try to tell you there are 357 genres of indie rock, there is now a handbook to help you understand the many subtle varieties of douchebaggery. The aptly titled “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” is clearly written from the perspective of a wannabe fake tanned Jersey boy who can’t get with any of the chicks on the shore. I know this because the book fails to point out that the women surrounding the douches are them too douches. This will make the perfect book for the dude-douche who can’t seem to land that perfect douche-ette. God help us all!
Check out some great excerpts of the book available on Radar or buy your copy on Amazon.
Damn just writing this gave me that not so fresh feeling. Good thing there is Massengill!
