Tide Wants To Poison You
Perhaps I am just a negative person, or maybe I am just to smart for my own damn good! I prefer to think it is the later of the two, and that is why I can see that these Tide ads that are marketed in China apparently want people to poison themselves with Tide. I will skip the obvious jokes of how toxic food is from China, and that it would probably be safer to drink Tide than eat fish from the land of lead. Sure, they meant the ads to be a clever way of showing Tide can wipe out the stains caused by soda, ketchup and oil, but on the flip side the ads look like they are telling you to use Tide instead of those products. Mmm, nothing like quenching your thirst with a nice cool bottle of Tide. Want some Tide on your burger? Go ahead and think I am crazy, but you watch, there will be lawsuits for these ads after some fool deep fries his egg roll in a pot of Tide!
I’m sorry Tide, but you know I speak the truth. I still love you and Tide To Go is the greatest thing ever!
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