Can someone please explain to me, what has happened to graffiti culture? Everyone is using special, manufactured paints, markers and caps. Advertisers are using graffiti to sell all their products. And now, half naked chicks are appearing on spray cans. I know sex sells, but come one, pick up your cans and hit the streets, not the bathroom!
A lot of companies try to put their product right in your face. Every where you go there are billboards and other signs making sure the brand with the most money is in your face and shoved down your throat. Czech underwear company,
Styx decided to get you to know it’s product from the completely opposite end of things, literally. I’m not sure what magazine published Styx split cheek ad, but it certainly works at getting the readers attention.
If you find yourself taking a ride on the Pelham 1-2-3 and sitting across from you is your dream girl, do yourself a favor and say hi! While you may find yourself on the receiving end of some pepper spray, or getting smacked upside the head by a studded Marc by Marc Jacobs bag, I promise you, it is better than posting your molesting infatuations on subwaycrush.com. You are just making the MAN’s job easier, when he finds all those bodies you didn’t dispose of too well and your on the express shuttle to D-Block. I know you were just starting out and were a little sloppy, after all you learn from experience, right? But those mistakes will put you away for a long, long time. Well at least, while you are learning the meaning of a rear admiral during your stay in the pokie (pun intended), you can take solace in the fact that they will never find the bodies you buried deep in the woods upstate. In other words, if you were thinking Subway Crush would work for you, do the world a favor, stay at home and download porn.
Oh, but just in case, if you are that cute little brown girl in the black sweater like dress and heels, sitting with her friend on the 6 train this morning around 9:45, get in touch with me. I get so lonely. Please help.
You have to love Larry Flynt. The man is truly the porn king. Taking quick advantage of Sarah Palin being named as John McCain’s running mate, the Hustler king, posted the above ad on Craigslist and has now completed the filming an X-Rated flick featuring a Sarah Palin look alike (Tina Fey??).
Way back when this blog was in it’s embryonic stage, we showed you how bad design can turn a multi-million dollar branding project, into the butt of everyones jokes (literally), with the easy conversion of Microsoft’s Zune logo into anuz, complete with the mildly manipulated sphincter symbol.
Zune - Original:
Zune - Modified:
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If you’re like me, you may have found yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time, because we would never, ever do anything remotely illegal. Unfortunately, the Man doesn’t always believe us innocent folk and we get locked up for something that was clearly done by a one armed man. Thankfully Canada (damn RCMP) offers www.pardonsdirect.com to clear our innocent butts! Next time you find yourself up in the great white north and being locked up for unlicensed trout fishing, call them up and get some help. ay!
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