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Everyone has their reasons for ditching the gym, but what is the most popular excuse? The Onion was good enough to survey millions and millions of gym non-goers to see what their logic was.

And here are the results…

Don’t be mad at me for my outburst in this video. After my last little rampage the office should know I take my TPS reports serious, so when homeboy was the seventh manager to tell me that I forgot the new cover I lost it. My bad.

Bobby Fisher posted this ad up on the Bombin Magazine blog, and at first I was thinking this has to be fake or just really bizarre. Now don’t get it twisted, I’m no prude. I’m down with the kinky, even been to a few fetish parties in my day, but have never seen anything like this out there. But, I digress, my point was that this ad sounds freaky and makes you wanna laugh and puke at the same time, until I realized how quickly I would have been there stomping on some HO’s and chomping on some crabs if the dude in the pic was replaced with umm say…

Don’t front. You know you would be there too!

Oh an all of these girls are contestants in Maxim Magazine’s 2008 Hometown Hotties contest. I am voting for Brooke! No, wait make that Sierra! Or Arianny?!? Or maybe Katherine?!? Well I am super confused, but check out the site and you will see how hard of a choice this is!

There are two things I love in life…flow charts and bacon.  What could be better for a Sunday morning.  Give me some eggs, bacon a Guinness and a little nerdiness to make it all feel right. This is what life is all about!

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Thank you Ignored Prayers for not ignoring my prayers! 

I didn’t want to do it, but this guy wouldn’t stop throwing the wrong paper clips at me. I had to let him know that I only use pink plastic clips for my TPS reports!